Die gute Wortgewandtheit hilft auch beim Beenden der Beziehung - hier einige Vorschläge, anwendbar je nach Land und Vorname. Wir helfen ja gern. File under: 13 ways to leave your lover.

1. Kick her in the rear, Vladamir.
2. Put the pedal to the metal, Gretel.
3. Fire up the Jaguar, Dagmar.
4. Tell her to shave her armpit hair, Pierre.
5. Put on her underpants, Hans.
6. Blow up her car, Moammar.
7. Complain about her cous-cous, Boutros-Boutros.
8. Push him in the Yangtze, Xiao Li.
9. Lock her in the john, Juan.
10. Ditch her at the Kabuki, Teruyuki.
11. Knock up another chick, Mick.
12. Tell her you’re gay, Jose.
13. Just show her that sore, Thor.

Aber warum überhaupt Schluss machen? Weil jede Beziehung unweigerlich den Weg der klassischen Hegel’schen 3-Schritt-Synthese geht:

LOVE - When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you’re only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you’re only interested in your golf score.